Things to do with the LeapFrog learning table...
#1. Play with it properly.
#2. Climb on top of it.
#3. Pick it up and carry it around the room.
Things to do with your 4-wheeler...
#1. Go riding with one of your friends on the back.
#2. Pretend like you're Evil Knievel and stand on top of it.
Boys will be boys, right?